Nice! My sister nearly skipped centerpieces because she forgot about them until the day before the wedding—my mother asked where they were so she could set them up, and my sister just gasped. “Oh, I knew I was forgetting something!”

Miss Manners has no time for people’s petty wedding shit. I love it. Your guests don’t owe you presents. Your hosts don’t owe you a plus-1. Don’t be a dick, try to be nice, and we’ll all get through this alive.

I have legit been invited to both a potluck wedding and a wedding where the guests were asked to prepare the food for the event together.

Did my wedding at a zoo. At the end of the daytime reception, they brought out popcorn and cotton candy for people to take with them as they (and any children of theirs) walked around the zoo for the rest of the day. That was a huge hit with our families and friends.

My fellow smart-asses of the world, I salute you!

A friend’s brother had a hunter themed wedding - he worked at Bass Pro when they met, and made their engagement announcement at the destruction derby during the county fair. The groomsmen wore camo cumberbunds and vests. Their first child? Hunter.

I Thee Dread! It was the first time (many burners ago) I was ever lifted from the greys on Jezebel. And I’m a man.

I know of a couple who had Taco Bell cater their wedding. I also went to another wedding that had a typical reception dinner and, towards the end of the dancing portion, brought out chicken and waffles for everyone as a late-night treat. It was delicious.

I feel you. I already had my wedding in 2015 but it was us planning a wedding in the city I grew up in which was cheaper than where I live but still not cheap. We were forced 200 guests down our throats, a promised 10k to help that never materialized (because my MIL used it to throw events for our “wedding” that…

I’m just here for all the crazy commenters who didn’t really read this and didn’t pick up that it’s satire.

The first one nearly got me because it seems exactly like something an absolutely insufferably twee couple would do.

That’s my dream wedding, Lunchcoma! No, this is a couple in their mid-30s, second wedding for her. It’s low-key, but not fast food low key. I have heard of/ know of two other people who are doing fast food for late night snacks, but this was the first time I was ever invited to Run for the Border at a wedding’s…

I demand alligators and swamp monsters.

I really really really fucking really really really want to go to this wedding. There should probably be a “tiny house” involved too, don’t you think?

Oh hell yeah. The invitations should be careful to say that small children shouldn’t come because of the gators, too.

Was the Taco Bell one a joke? Because I actually am invited to a wedding where Taco Bell will be served. Please tell me I am the only person who knows someone who expects me to shell out for a plane ticket to Pennsylvania, a hotel room, a gift, and time off from work - and be served an “oh my God, they’re so…

See, I want a legit wetlands theme- if the bride’s not shuttled in on an airboat wearing white waders and mosquito netting, I’m calling shenanigans.

We are planning a Hygge themed wedding. The bridesmaids’ dresses will be warm Scandinavian knit sweaters, the groom has been growing a long bushy beard and on the wedding day he’ll be hiding cinnamon sticks and star anise in it and the bride will be driven into the wedding venue in a 1974 beige Volvo station wagon.…

Goddamnit, this makes me miss I Thee Dread pissing contests and Jolie even more.

“Destination wedding are making a comeback! Unfortunately that destination is Hell.”