He’s a great technician and can memorize facts to pass exams. Agree to disagree but I’m going to think you’re an idiot if you think the world is 6,000 years old.

“We have talked at length...”

Trump sounds like a Mafia Don. All his cabinet choices are based ultimately on surrounding himself with people who have been personally loyal to him in the past or who are an actual member of his family. Qualifications don’t matter and he just wants to completely shield himself from people who would challenge his…

That really is just a perfect example of the monumental levels of stupidity that pervade the US. The most ridiculous, blatantly self-contradictory statements can be made, even on national television, and tens of millions of people applaud. Rednecks on disability whine about government handouts. Boomers on Medicare…

‘“Honor” could probably use a coma too’

If it worked for Craig T. Nelson, it can work for Ben Carson.

“Poverbs,” obviously. But the kerning, GODDAMMIT.

My go-to gif for the next 4-8 years.

Is Carson such a dim bulb that he didn’t take the opportunity to do a spit take, and cuss Trump out for the crass stereotypical BS this is? The guy’s an accomplished neurosurgeon, but hey, he’s black, so he knows all about the projects and stuff. I’m surprised Trump didn’t also name him Basketball Adviser and Head of…

I’m convinced that Dump thought he was nominating the next Secretary of the Hood.

Someone tried to convince me that Dump was playing chess and the of us were trying to keep up. I laughed and said he was flinging feces and somehow we’re supposed to be mesmerized by his lack of accuracy.

“Mr. Carson, we are talking face to face. Neither of us is using a microphone.”

Are you a woman? If so, his answer to your questions are “Can You Turn Her Microphone Off, Please?”

Same difference.

I read this as “at some point, have FELLATED Donald Trump.”

If you can decorate, you can be minister of interior .

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?

Maybe his qualification for being Secretary of Housing and Urban Development is the fact that he owns a house?

Two good things happened in 2016: the Cubs and this. Sigh.

White veteran worship is a powerful thing in the US.

Ha! That’s what Laurence Olivier suggested to Dustin Hoffman,” My dear boy, why don’t you just try acting?”.