In the hot sun in tight little shorts?

Daddy sends hugs!

Along with Chuck E. Cheese.

Oil of the Turtle. It petered out when folks saw they were killing little turtles to get it.

I’ll go you one better: Have you seen The Gong Show Movie which was about what a manic-depressive basketcase Chuck was?

The 1985 sequel Hercules II was worse; plus I saw it in a magnificent old theater in Mexico City with an audience who took it seriously and gave me dirty looks when I couldn’t stop laughing at it.

Was really hoping for Terror in the Jungle (1968) - still waiting (it was on YT a couple months ago but it got taken down); or the almost-as-dreadful Alien Warrior aka King of the Streets (1986) (ff to 6:47):

Well, if they got her this far, maybe there’s some hope:

The “dead-hooker-or-live-boy” line?

“... because ich bein eine vegetarian, dummkopf!”

“This in NOT A Drill. This in NOT A Drill. This in NOT A Drill.”

Now that the bill is dead, save that gif for when you write about fixing up a vintage Renault Dauphine.

Or share with us their expertise in building a great wall.

No, in fact they include a parachute for when you slide off the bed.

And kudos to Kristen Stewart for breaking the record for the earliest F-bomb drop in SNL history.

Burnett also plays an “eccentric, larger-than-life actress,”

“...but I’m less clear on Blondell’s role.”

A parting glance...

“What did parents do before YouTube?”

Or Charley.