^^^ SOMEBODY un-gray this!

Just push it back in!

4 Old Fitzgeralds...

But(t) was it flat, Phillips, or Torx?

Nice.

Desi Arnaz.

And if you don’t have a seatmate, talk loudly to the empty seat.

Fecked up muthafeckaz?

Needs another zero in the heading.

Rats. Buried at the bottom again.

Her greatest line from her greatest role:

Some contestant made that mistake once on Match Game:

“Man with fake gun foiled by women with fake penises”

Ah! OK. That explains why I’m out of the grays here and on Jalopnik, and why I’m perpetually gray anywhere else. Damn, and I had a good response to Drew on the Williams-Sonoma catalog, too...

Exactly. How is the right not to be discriminated against “special”? And ask your cousin why he thinks you don’t pay taxes.

I guess I caught James Ellroy at the right moment because he was nice to me at a book signing, but that may have been because I told him about a friend of mine who knew his mother from work (a year or so before she was murdered, which was the catalyst for Ellroy’s career).

And blues singer Linda Hopkins. (Happy 92nd birthday today!)

Where have all the Snuggies gone?

Advice to her neighbor: