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Mustn’t have been that scandalous if the guy wanted to buy him underwear...

Never did trust that character.

A slide whistle, a giant “BOING” sound, then the sad trombone.

Yes, they’re called sink - nemmine, got beat to it long ago.

“It’s 50¢ more for the extra rinse -”

And do you have a laissaunce for that minkey?

Was it a plain one, or did it have the little man on it?

Minkey?

About 1/2 hour each way, maybe a bit less. My friends in an Aztec dance group in Queretaro wanted to go to a water park outside of town, so we packed in and away we went. I’m a six-footer but most of them were a bit shorter.

Well, you got me beat. There were just eleven of us in my ‘74 Coupe deVille one time in Mexico but it did only have one working door.

“What’s engineering?”

I miss H.B. Halicki, period.

Took me three tries to hit your star button because I was laughing so hard.

My mother had a saying: “Well, he can’t fall off the floor.”

By “famously”, are you referring to Carol Channing and her live mike in the bathroom?

Remember when she and her mother did a VW commercial?