Or CA Air National Guard F-86 Sabres - they still had guns in the nose.

A friend just bought this pair of barn finds yesterday - desert cars in very solid shape:

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Or accessories.

A sign of what? “Love stinks”?

Shouldn’t the lampshade match the dust ruffle?

Is that a Southern thing, maybe? It reminds me of a scene in Jonathan Demme’s Crazy Mama in which, after two of the characters are killed, the survivors “shout them into heaven”, hollering and cheering wildly. The main characters are supposed to be from Arkansas.

I imagine this is part of the shakeup and will settle down once a successor site to Gawker is agreed on and named. Hope you and I will be out of the grays there when it happens.

Full house.

Roasting’s OK if you use a coating to keep the juices in.

Let’s cut back to the weather...

This’ll get the cats out of your head.

Oh, honestly.

Elvira, played by Liz Taylor?

These sketches of the kidnapper are from Jacob Wetterling’s Doe Network page; are there any images of Heinrich that can be matched up to them?

KABC 7 says four of the women were daughters of the oldest one.

Got it - walled-in back yard, swimming pool full of trash:

Yucca Valley / Joshua Tree / 29 Palms has its share of white-trash methiness (including on the Marine base) but it’s still much nicer than Victorville. If you really want to live in the high desert it’s probably one of the last good areas left.

Have his bodyguard do it (gun in one hand, a non-disclosure agreement in his other hand).