Wish I’d seen this earlier but...

I’d just be happy for us to escape the grays here...

That’s why you have warm woolen mittens to go with bright copper kettles!

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Thanks - was going to post the same thing (including the Pinkham’s Law part). My 84-year-old mom has had her cookie gun since the second Eisenhower administration; it still works fine and awaits the green dough to make her little tree cookies again this year.

Noe?

The second verse of that song wouldn’t be a good idea nowadays...

Because her birthday is his PIN?

Charlie Chase? So send them this:

CA is worse off than that - I’m still getting annual DMV non-op notices on a car that hasn’t been titled or registered there for three years.

I’m frankly sorry the video didn’t show an angry mob dragging the driver from his car and beating him; or even worse, stomping on his cell phone.

Quick. Empty her purse before she wakes up.

“How can you top the poop?”

Just in case this one gets lost in the shuffle - my condolences to you both.

Don’t know if it’s just me, but on Disqus I always seem to have to type in html codes for italics or bold, I can’t post just an image without text, and forget about posting an image between blocks of text. And I have to save image files to my computer before adding them to the message.

That’s how I got into Gawker in the first place - although I do miss having Murilee Martin and the LeMons coverage there (I remember us all making book on whether a ‘61 Caddy or a Lada would last for more laps in one race).

“I will follow him

I was wondering about that - I toss off one quick one-liner response re MTs™ and get over 250 stars. Thought the MTs™ guy would be the sentimental favorite.

Comments hosted by Disqus, that creaky junk mail generator - Oh this should be fun. The only other site I’m on Disqus for is lileks.com (don’t judge, I’m one of the few token gay libtards there and besides, there’s still the Gallery of Regrettable Food).

Mopar gear reduction starter sound effect used for anything but a Mopar. In pretty much every ‘70s TV cop/detective show.