If I told you, they’d send out a hitman to kill me!

Monogrammed Thermos™ does both!

Or whether it’s a wad of mashed potatoes dyed green so it wouldn’t melt under the hot lights.

This was sometime between the murder and the sentencing when he was out on bond, I guess. The lady he was with is the one he later married.

Artist’s temperament, I guess - and the woman who told us not to look was rather condescending. My friend was a locally well-known Aztec painter and dancer who was paid well for the gig, and he must have thought she was treating him like a busboy? I’ve heard Ernest was a nice guy; maybe Tova didn’t want to be bothered.

In the mid-80s I was in San Diego at the Intercontinental Hotel helping one of my Aztec artist friends build a big Day of the Dead altar for a convention display. The manager came in and told us “Ernest Borgnine is going to be here - please don’t bother him.” Turns out it was some sort of entrepreneurs’ convention and…

This sounds similar to a sighting my boss and I had at Gus’s B-B-Q in South Pasadena. We were seated with my back to the door and my boss facing it. Suddenly my boss’s eyes bug out and he whispers, “Hey! That’s the guy who killed that woman!” I froze up and said, “Who, O.J.?” “No, the other guy!” I was about to say…

Wasn’t the Kargoyle his son Brett’s design? At least he’s the one I’ve always seen driving it.

Spot the blooper:

The 1976 war movie Midway was probably the champion here; it contained footage and even whole scenes lifted from at least eight other movies (in addition to actual WWII combat footage):

Or a standard Edward D. Wood, Jr. trick.

Good to hear - maybe after high school he grew up.

Heavens! Not our Saint Thomas of Hanks!

And David Copperfield himself is apparently like that as well (a friend of mine went to Metuchen HS with him).

Did you break up giggling three times before you finished?

“a high-profile ethics-focused non-profit (whatever that means)“

Getting in an early start for Dia de los Muertos, maybe?

Surprised you left out Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka and family:

“Has no engine or transmission, ran and drove when received”