Whereas the Skyway was Disneyland’s best place for it, if you believe my best friend...

...was this in Virginia?

Now it just says “Load more”.

You’re in for a few laughs if you ever have to shop for an RV generator:

“Your nasty habits ain’t confined to bed

Yes, the things that were sealed inside a welded steel container (like they should have done with the Belvedere).

I’ll toss in the scene in Tora! Tora! Tora! in which a radio-controlled P-40 mockup, instead of taxiing down the runway, went out of control and smashed into the other parked aircraft and nearly mowed down several stunt men:

It’s just as well that server didn’t have another “kid” drink on the order: “HEY, CAN I GET A KID BLOW-JOB WITH A SHIRLEY TEMPLE?!”

She may have been seeing the white light at the end of the tunnel.

Has she been studying math from Terrence Howard?

FTFY.

Last I heard, several of Zsa Zsa’s vital organs were still functioning Zsa Zsa is still alive at 98.

What are you waiting for, Helen? Barbra beat you to it over 40 years ago.

Can you score me some tickets for Louis Prima and Keely Smith?

Big hugz to Mark and Allen! Coincidentally House Hunters last night ran a show about a gay couple (Clint and Josh) buying a house together in my family’s hometown of Paducah - they were just as cute as you guys:

Cross the state line into IL and you’ll find Vienna (Vye-enna, accent on the first syllable) and Cairo (pronounced Kay-ro, like Karo corn syrup).

“Pretty car!”

“Uh... I’ll have what she’s having!”

Like eating potato chips - I still have 1000 pages to go.

“WHITE WOLF LODGE’S SALUTE TO GILROY”