+1 for your Tintin reference.

With the exception of Matthew Settle, because of what he did to a woman he was dating, a friend whom I’d known since she was little. She also told me he hit on one of the Spears brothers (Eddie or Michael) and got a black eye for his trouble.

10% star for the story, 90% star for the photo.

Yeah, my best friend went to high school with him in NJ (when he was known as David Kotkin). David was a year older than my friend and a year younger then my friend’s brother, and he’d make fun of their (Chinese) family name.

Different car - your photo shows #490; the one in the ad is #1913.

Did she grow up in the DDR?

A friend of mine found herself in the same position. She caught her husband (dumb shavehead wannabe gangbanger) sitting on a bench waiting for a bus with his other wife and kid. Fortunately for her the family circled its wagons, lawyered up, and now the guy won’t have any access to her or their son (beyond what the…

And while we’re at rogerebert.com:

I can only see this combo pulling that price at Barrett-Jackson’s hypefest. Why bother advertising it now at that figure?

Drywall Screw.

Anyone else think this looks like ants on a spilled blue raspberry Slurpee?

Did she have to work in the morning and start to laugh?

Well, there was a Z-list actress (one IMDb credit) who proved to me that I was gay back in 1983. Anyone else?

Now, be fair - Monogrammed-Thermos Guy was paranoid, not hateful.

God I love those. Long ago, my co-worker Wally and I would have snarfed them every day if we could, even though we ended up renaming them the Sour-Fart Special.

And Claim Jumper.

Watch my movie OR ELSE.

Danny Trejo, of course.

"She then looked back at me and said she didn't see a sign that said "Goodwill" anywhere."