More brain damage than metal damage this time.

It doesn't?

1941 Ford C11 ADF, the World War II Woody:

Which were - along with 1976 Eldorado convertibles - the biggest "instant" collectibles of the '70s that amateur speculators bought and put away, to the point that it's easier to find them with single/double digit mileage than not. My former boss has an L-82 pace car with 20k on it; that would be considered high miles…

What the hell is this still doing in the gray area? Just compare:

Credit where credit is due - '65 T-bird in arty soft focus:

If I wanted a three-window coupe with a Chevy V-8, I'd get one of these:

Oh come on, Jason. This sounds like something out of a cartoon.

Q put these on James Bond's Aston Martin.

If you do this I will blow on it and tip it over on you.

But it doesn't always go well - this '50 Ford and its two occupants disappeared in 1961 after a night of bar-hopping; they were found and pulled out of Lake Waubesa in 2006:

Hey, White Fang - Should I spend $115,000 on Alice Cooper's Citroen?

And 61 years ago, we had Cary Grant, Marilyn Monroe, an MG-TD, and according to IMCDB, a Hyster Straddle Carrier (ff to 2:10):

Love that chicane - took it at about 62 mph southbound in the Imperial, although a friend lost it in the rain and totaled his old Celica in the same place.

They're the same; factory Rally wheels, but the hub centers are off the center caps (the base is stainless steel, but the hub is pot metal held by steel screws and probably corroded and fell off).

Nothing found from Oklahoma, all I could find was an elderly couple from Nebraska who disappeared along with their Chevy in 1973; may have headed toward Kansas or Missouri and drove into a lake as a suicide pact. Their car was a '58 Chevy, however, not a '52. Keep searching...

Edit: Edward and Stephania Andrews, missing May 15, 1970.

1952, from the grille:

This may clarify the three people found in the 1952 Chevy:

They have; some cars were found, but there's still an elderly couple and their black-over-yellow Olds 98 missing since 1970 that are believed to be in the river.