I’m saddened at the it-was-right-there lack of We Have A Pressing issue With...

Yeah, the episode was bad. But Lizzo’s musical performances were great.

Why you need an editor:

“Hagerty value: I tried entering this into their system and a hand reached out from the website and slapped me”

Could I use it for cargo? will it pass through customs like a diplomatic pouch ?

“We did all.....all the, y’know.....sex stuff. In and out, on top, behind-wise. It was such a freak scene. There was so much freaky sexing going on that you’d be like ‘OMGs, can this get any sex freakier?’. And the answer is no, it can’t get more sexified and freaked than it was during the adult party.”

Of course he’s making it up. (And knowing the term “key bump” just means he’s watched the right movies.) I mean, does anyone imagine that someone in the GOP, not exactly known for its principles of inclusivity, is going to invite someone in a wheelchair to an orgy?

You mean they want to know who besides Matt Gaetz?

If it isn’t Driven from 2001 I don’t know what is.

Yeah, no. That movie is a goddamned classic. It was a Spielberg/Zemeckis/Gale production, the same team that went on to make Back to the Future.

Baby Driver sucked. It’s not as bad as some of the ones being dug up in these answers, but it’s wildly overrated and full of cringe.

Its a car movie, and it sucked! :) 

Has to be Drivel, er, Driven. A movie so bad that another movie used the same name a few years ago and nobody cared.

What, no Lisztomania?

The terrific The Buddy Holly Story! Gary Busey is a force of nature here, playing and singing and acting - oh my! Seriously, it’s very, truly great.

I know there are more important considerations, but I just want one who will tell Kyrsten Sinema to fuck off during her confirmation questioning time. A girl can dream.

I think she’s just using sex as a crotch.

Wait, you are telling me that he has created a fucking monster that he now has nearly no control over?!

This reminds me of a terrible coworker I used to have. Her wiper wore out one day so, instead of replacing it, she took it off and stuck the arm in the air. For weeks.

“You should fill your yard up with busted-up Jeeps. The neighbors love it, and nothing can go wrong.”