I watched the Academy Awards this year. A lot of mistakes were made. When Nomadland was announced as Best Picture, I turned it off. (One, I thought the show was over & two, it was a terrible movie. Just awful.)

Here, take two stars ⭐⭐

So far, he has been really the *only* serious candidate, which is why I burst out laughing when I saw the ridiculous commercial he is airing this morning. Then again a second time when the Country Bear Autofellatio Jamboree photos came out.

I mean, speaking as someone who lives in the Bay Area: I don’t know of anyone here who likes her. Republicans hate her because she’s trans, meanwhile the queer community and the democrats hate her because she’s awful.

Also, she killed someone with her car and walked away scott free. That’s literally the biggest talking…

Beast Cox apparently had a live bear on the campaign trail today, which is a weird “traveling snake oil salesman” energy that was only enhanced by the bear sucking his own cox in the middle of the speech.

They also need to include shots of her in that charity golf tournament where she teed off from women’s tees.

“I want to carry the torch for the parents who had to balance work and their child’s education, for business owners who were forced to shut down, for pastors who are not able to be with their congregation, or the family who lost their home in a fire, for an entire generation of students who lost a year of education.”

I’d rather have her running than driving.

Thoughts and prayers. 

“I tell parents if your baby’s not getting dirty and doesn’t like to get dirty this is probably not best for you, as much as you would love to have this,”

This is hardly “new” and not just about babies ;)

Farts every time their mouth opens.

My partner and I, on the spur of the moment, saw Resident Evil: Retribution, in 3D. On mushrooms. We laughed hysterically through the whole thing. 

Seeing Lawrence of Arabia at the old Cooper Theater in St Louis Park, with Cinerama!

In the before-times, I used to absolutely love getting completely ripped on cannabis edibles and taking the metro to movie theatres I hadn’t been to yet, the older the better. Usually I waited til the movie had been out for awhile but this time I was DYING to see Coco, so I went on opening weekend. My edibles were…

A warrant for his arrest?

Rudy likely thought no judge could be convinced to issue a search warrant for the office and home of the former guy’s lawyer. So given his butt dialling, pecker fondling and ghastly hair dying proclivities, one can only imagine the lash up he’s made of his filing system and phone/computer records. The feds will have…

So THAT’S why I sucked all those dicks!!!

Pounding processed meat and having heart attacks “to own the libs”.