Oh Leslie Jordan! You're the sugar in my iced tea.

Well the difference is, your 13 year-old is being raised right...

Should I call my son Brougham D’Elegance?

Queen bee shows up and says, “This is a Buick?!” (upbeat theme music plays)

Obligatory.

That’s a Bee-uick?

“You remember that time, Tucker, in Cabo, remember...?”

There’s a feces receipe for fondant?

It’s like Two-Face from ‘Batman’, except both halves are equally as off-putting.

Jesus, these two guys side by side on split screen - it’s like staring into a douchebag sun. So painful.

My high school experience was such that no one has photos of me. I was on the “quiet loner” track. 

And, by the looks of things, he either has the worst handlers in human history, or he is so fucking stupid that he can't get out of his own way. His actions seem like they're ripped straight from the pages of the "How Not to Handle a Shitstorm" playbook.

Pretty sure it’s... Deep state hoax, found the children from Biden’s kids laptop porn, then one of them is forced to date Matt Gaetz for months in a sexual rel— er, I mean, Hillary Clinton, at Benghazi, Q said—-

“...perhaps the Florida representative will be leaving Congress even earlier than he’d planned.”

The reports today that he was thinking about an early retirement from Congress to work at Newsmax stunk to high heaven. An ambitious bootlicker like Gaetz doesn’t just jump ship like that. He was probably trying to get out and ink a lucrative deal before the investigation became public, so that he could then pretend…

may include sex trafficking charges because he paid for her to travel with him across state lines

There’s no Barf Bag anymore, and I had to share this somewhere:

Give me a star? 

Jesus Build My Hotrod by Ministry