and brighter 

Well, yes, but then they’ll get pissed off that it’s taller than they are.

I remember when my father caught me writing in my journal when I was 14. He said “Son, remember that the purpose of a journal is not to record your thoughts, but to record what you want others to believe your thoughts to be.  That way when someone snoops you still win.”

Not me, but my dad.

“Or why is “Daddy in love with my sister?” 

Dr. Seuss Enterprises, Hasboro, Disney, and Nabisco are all private companies that decided to make some type of change to their products, or released some anodyne statements relating to their products. Like many other businesses before them and many, many more to come they calculated that, on top of these changes…

I think the other book he reads to his children is “Why Daddy Doesn’t Love Mommy Anymore.”

“I literally know the Cat in the Hat by heart without the book there because I’ve read it so many times to my children.”

I’m imagining someone buying The Lorax, to own the Libs, sitting down, actually reading, and realizing that “This is some Commie trash!”

Tut tut Young Pharaoh. 

Mr Pekny’s gf should name the baby Darwin in his honor.

Eventually we just started putting one of those 6 foot blow-up balls around Timmy so we could get something done.

That was just Timmy. He didn’t understand ladders.

Sun: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

In times like these I am always reminded of the famous Bette Davis quote on the passing of Joan Crawford:

Imagine how different the Crusades might have been had they known that Holy Grails were several in number and not particularly valuable.

Dems...

Did a similar trip, in similar conditions, except a windstorm had ripped half the roadsigns off. Ugh.