I recently broke up with my partner of 5+ years after coming to the realization (or, as I also look at it, finally accepting) that I am gay.

I am now living back at my mothers house, which while isn’t ideal in the grand life plan, did come at a good time during a pandemic where I find myself privileged to have a secure…

I don’t understand why you’re still grey! Especially with that name. 

Right? Like that photo doesn't convey what you think it does, Hiro Cheeto. 

I know this is all tongue and cheek (I think?) but just to be clear - I don’t think we want the Anna Sorokins of the world to go unpunished, we just want the corporations who commit the same kinds of transgressions as individual criminals to face equal or worse punishment... right?

I thru-hiked the PCT, and as I said upthread, it’s a mindfuck. I think people just aren’t prepared for how completely the change of pace and distance affects the mind. I got lost in a freak snowstorm on Mt. San Jacinto for three days, and the most maddening part was that I could fucking SEE Palm Springs the whole time…

Sarah Palin 2.0

“I got duped into being a stooge! Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!”

A majority of Senators will vote to impeach. It probably won’t be enough but that doesn’t matter. Every one of the thousands of Trumpers that treasonously attacked our Capitol needs to go to prison for a long time. Trump and his inner circle need to be arrested for their treason and go to prison for a long time. Every…

“This trial will tear this country apart, perhaps like we’ve only seen once before in our history,”

Either Unfriend or Unfollow (and only go back to see when you’ve had a glass of wine or need some humor). I have tried to post polite replies with fact checks to some of the bat shit crazy stuff I’ve seen but they are too far gone. It’s like offering a few squares of toilet paper to someone covered in explosive…

You can use it however you like, there are options to block seeing people’s posts without unfriending them if you want. I actually have a few lefty friends I do this with (though I am lefty) bc the posting is CONSTANT and annoying. I use FB like a yearbook I can click on. I sometimes wonder randomly, “whatever…

Unfriend. Get off Facebook or use it only for marketplace and messenger. Do not scroll unless you want to have a stroke.

Yes! You’d think Cruz, Hawley, Rubio and any other hubristic knucklehead with dreams of being POTUS would be quite happy to eliminate trump as a potential opponent in ‘24. But no one can figure out how to placate and corral the rabid lumpen base they all helped to create. Cruz, for example, is smart enough to…

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

I remember when Divine passed. I still think of what might have been when I see Ursula in The Little Mermaid. 

Isn’t it delightful? It’s like watching a Benny Hill marathon.

YourPillow. Go full troll.

You think they really understand consequences? They've never had to deal with them before in their lives.

It was covered with naugahyde ...

1/2 inch electrical conduit.