“This little funny looking thing is the trigger.”

Hills is stone cold. Icy to the heart. I love her.

Remember this gif and how it never came true?

It comes in 4 colors!

Now I’m imagining a scene where the secret service agents in the room are trying to decide whether to stop him, or whether to help him.

You think it’s bad now.

Does anybody truly really believe that that Orange fat slab of LAZY has the stamina to mount another run for office again?

is it made with Georgia impeaches?

Got an advance copy:

I know it’s a typo - so forgive me - but I take great pleasure in thinking that Fat Orange Cheetoh can’t “hole” another office.

I’ve just been calling him Twitler. Seems appropriate given his ‘special people’ whom he ‘loves’ very much.

“No Person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State…

Somewhere in Russia someone’s internet connection just got a lot faster, as millions of bots fell silent.

“This prenup is rendered null and void if either spouse, while President of the United States, incites an armed insurrection in an attempt to overturn the results of a legitimate election in order to install a permanent white supremacist ethnostate” is actually a pretty standard prenup clause.

GIF PARTY LIKE ITS 2015 MOTHERFUCKERS!

Let’s not be so hasty. One of the consequences of being impeached and having that sustained by the senate would mean that he would be ineligible from holing office again

And House moving forward with impeachment next week, possibly as soon as Monday.