There’s a story in Bond lore that Tanya Roberts brought her mom to the set of A View to a Kill to meet Roger Moore.

It also smacks of, PR circular bullshit that makes celebrities and other people with no critical thinking and BS meters to go “Oh like, wow. That is so deep. I’ve never really thought that maybe I need to be in an environment where love is coming, you know, TOWARDS, me. That, yeah, I think I need that.” Said to an…

It made no sense. That there was the rambling of a person who believes one thing but knows if he says what he believes, he’s going to be vilified.

Mr. E and I were just saying that what we need to do is develop some batshit conspiracy theory, figure out how to monetize it, then we’d be set for life! It’s not a cult, it’s a career! You say influencer, I say Theorist. 

They exist for no other reason than to extract money and build and maintain power.

Ding ding ding!

Pastoral burnout comes with actually meeting with your clergy in the hospital, nursing homes, at funerals/wakes, graduations, holidays, birthdays, confirmations. Not from fucking someone whom isn’t your wife.

My.God.I.can’t.stop.clicking.>>next>>!

Right? We could have side by side infinity pools right now!

Among them are venture capitalists

Well, he definitely has the glasses box ticked off the cult leader starter checklist.

I am sorry I missed career day when they covered “start a cult that attracts celebrities”

Is this a for profit church?

Megachurches are the worst, regardless of whether they’re hoping to attract celebrities. They exist for no other reason than to extract money and build and maintain power. This is my theory as to why so many Evangelicals have boarded the Trump train, and doubled-down on prosperity gospel, and laissez-faire capitalism.…

To be fair, if I looked like that, I’d probably go grocery shopping dressed that way.

That guy is what would happen if an Ed Hardy shirt became a human. 

I’d just like to thank everyone who has commented on this story thus far. I am absolutely here for this kind of commentary, sarcasm, judgment, and scathing wit.

“And this is the kind of love that is toward us today.”
I’m sorry, what?

Sounds like Mr. Lentz was also an “all-lay” clergy member.

I would inherently trust this man with the development of my spiritual and emotional life, as well as my family’s ‘s prayer life and deep understanding of Rabbi Yusef’s Bin Ieshua’s promise of salvation.