“Look, the president has fought for our country from day one,”

I used to think that, until I met Frango dark chocolate mints.

I was hoping it was multiple choice and that the other options were ‘Satan’ and ‘Mitch McConnell.’

Ugh, dude’s like wwwway past cartoonish supervillainy at this point. I’m not ever sure what comes after that.

Love the Pao, but I want the Figaro more.

Ill fucking do it. Pm me his number or email. I’m only going to wish them good luck against the democrat China liberal left virus that is totally a hoax.

I believe there is a solution.. 

Tell him that because he knows that covid is a fake hoax , you expect him in the office. 

A business that began in 1927 and survived the Great Depression and countless business cycles is being killed off by COVID.

One of my more “freedom”-oriented coworkers sent me a message today saying he’d be working from home for the next couple of weeks because he and his wife went out of state for Christmas to go somewhere that wasn’t so “locked down”, and now they’re both awaiting the results of covid tests because they’re symptomatic.…

Introducing the Beetle to the United States in 1949 dramatically increased its popularity, and it helped turn the model into an icon.

I appreciate that he wants to give us $2k instead of $600, I don’t appreciate that after four years and 2 campaigns, he still has zero clue about how laws get passed or how Congress works.

Remember the quote: "he was supposed to hurt the other people."

Okay, so this is a bit of a long one. We’ll call this Get Me A Fucking Roll, Damnit! Oh, and trigger-warning, this has an abusive under-current. Just so you all know.

The best part of our Christmas this year was when the puppy threw up multiple times...

I grew up with a fraught relationship to Christmas. For some reason I love it, even though every year wound up kind of miserable—my dad was a maudlin and then aggressive drunk; my mom would try to put together a reasonable Christmas for the kids even though every year was worse, financially and personally, for her,…

Congratulations! And a week’s worth of groceries is no small thing. What a thoughtful gift. It makes me smile, too. You’re a ★ and so is your sister!

I’m not going to say that this is my best holiday story, but today I got an awesome gift- a gift that brought me this bang-out of joyful suprise that I didn’t think was possible for any reasonable adult to have:

Honestly, I have always been a bit of Grinch when it comes to Christmas. I didn’t grow up celebrating it, and was really overwhelmed by it and all the expensive stuff when I started attending my boyfriend’s (now husband’s) family Christmas. This year I have a 2 year old and seeing Christmas through his eyes has…