You know, if he would have said “I fart in your general direction” right after, I might have had to give him a few points.  It would be the one defense angle not yet tried. 

How can you say that, he doesn’t die at all!?

Long live Christmas Vacation

“How dare you break wind before me?!”

That video made my day. The look from the aide to his left is the look of a woman who is reconsidering her plan to marry old and rich. 

Probably still less offensive than the hot shit coming out of his mouth, buuuuuuut you wouldn’t guess that from the aid to his left.

Here’s another highlight from the circus in Michigan. And yes it is real.

At the same event, Trump surrogate Lin Wood encouraged voters to “go to the Governor’s mansion, circle it, blow your horns” until Governor Kemp orders a special session of the state legislature.

Anyway, are we getting another stimulus check or nah?

Junior will want a red flannel uniform. Eric will pin the stars on his Spiderman jammies.

Stupid is as stupid does.

“Best out of five!”

It ain’t possible.

“We don’t accept the results of the last vote, therefore do it again so we can decide if we want to accept the results of a second vote!”

“Furthermore, we have an unimpeachable source of information on which we base these accusations in the form of radio waves transmitted from the King of Sweden’s penis.”

All this talk about “Chris” and “Elliot” and now all I can think of is this guy...

The story about the Jozsef Szajer getting arrested at an orgy is funny, but it’s made even funnier by the fact he’s a fairly prominent member of Orban’s Fidesz and someone who helped write some of that country’s anti-LGBTQ laws. And to top it all of, he tried to escape out a window and later tried to invoke his MEP…

Oh good lord, all reporters yell to get their questions answered. Even the female woman ones.

Yay for Elliot! Congratulations and I’m sending love your way!

She’s there because her name is easy to remember. It sounds like macaroni, Trump finds that easy to recall.