And a boarded-up casino.

Can hardly wait to see his tweet about how ungrateful the parents were for not taking up his offer.

And your keys were “accidentally” in your fist, I hope.

Bennett: “Would you describe yourself as a beautiful blonde?” (hoping to guess Jayne Mansfield again)

“Arrest for Treason?”

Target in a carnival pie toss booth?

Damn... second one this week; this car/driver in BC, Canada was found by a kid with a GoPro:

Please tell me you did it during Phantom of the Opera as the chandelier dropped.

A very crummy motel in Tijuana with my best friend at the time (me gay, he... curious I guess, or just really horny). Late at night, so we couldn’t really see, but it didn’t smell too good, plus I ended up having nightmares about roller coasters - because it turned out the place was right under the landing approach to…

I wouldn’t give him the privilege.

Ten killed in a midair collision during filming of a parachuting sequence, including director Kenneth Hawks (brother of Howard).

I went ahead and did it. Guy seems perfectly happy wearing a dusty Spiderman costume while shoveling dirt and running his tractor. Good for him!

OK, how did that S500 sneak out of the “buy here, pay here” lot and into the Mecum auction?

“Trump called the man, Frank Dawson, later from Air Force One to apologize.”

Speedycop’s next LeMons ride?

Give the Danes some time to reply - they haven’t stopped laughing yet.

Or when eagles attack him - but now he has a plan for them too.

And when Kasich asked Trump what he would be doing, he replied “Making America ‘great’ again.” Christ, we knew this going in...

Meanwhile, John Waters still can’t get Fruitcake financed. Bah humbug.