Still can’t beat the vintage classics; or Why I Wanted to Run Away and Join the Circus:

“Looking at that top picture, Jdepp is starting to get the face he deserves.”

Needs more copies of Yertle the Turtle.

And don’t have sex with him either.

Never mind Jayne’s bedroom - stay out of her car!

To quote Cloris Leachman in his brilliant 1975 film Crazy Mama: “Let’s yell him into heaven!”

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I can vouch for that; most of my Aztec friends (Indians from Mexico City and thereabouts) seem to pronounce it accented on the “hua” whether or not they speak Náhuatl.

My next door neighbor when we were kids was Joan Collins; she was born around 1960 or ‘61 so the actress was fairly well known in the USA by that time. Considering when Dynasty was a hit on TV, I bet she was glad to get married and ditch that name.

Don’t forget “fight attendants”. :)

Did anyone else misread that as “Underarm Hair Straightener Brushes”?

Did anyone else misread that as “Underarm Hair Straightener Brushes”?

Best part was we were supposed to be on a burrito run for our buddies but my BF had a sudden case of horny; and when we got back we were asked what took so long to get the food and why there weren’t any napkins...

Close. I was doing it with my then-BF in a ‘76 LTD in the parking lot of a closed gas station in Anaheim; while we were distracted we didn’t notice two cop cars pull into the parking lot of a restaurant across the street. Luckily they were concentrating on their Code 7 rather than the gently swaying blue Ford in front…

Like Morton Downey Jr.’s swastika?

Just keep him away from this one if you don’t want him to get smacked:

Tiny eeewww.

Still I wonder how it would have worked out if Cary Grant had taken the Norman Maine role (or even better, Errol Flynn - the movies Maine was shown making look like bad late-career Flynn movies).