I hee-haw’d , your star sir (bows)

Some dumb teenager I know made his first “Miracle Whip” chocolate cake recipe, and because he’d never heard of Miracle Whip he made a special trip to the store and bought “Cool Whip” by mistake. It sounded decadent from TV ads and he’d never used that before either.

Everyone has a chemical leavening agent story of some kind. When I was 9 i tried to make pumpkin bread for my family and I added tablespoons of baking powder instead of teaspoons. it tasted bad.

And if someone did restore it, I estimate that one of these in mint condition is worth about... $5500. 

is this why I found it kind of charming? (also a Veloster owner) it surely is a shitbox, one I didn’t know existed, a nomad wow.. ND for me, maybe $2500 I would change my mind.

That is the beauty of the single-occupancy locking Chipotle bathroom.

I mean this is accurate but jesus christ I don’t think a one of us could’ve been worse off without the detail.

this is the elegance I’ve come to expect from you

This looks like the kind of car Carl would drive once and then leave on the lawn as an ornament once it stopped running the second time he got in to drive it.  Then he’d go back to his reliable IROC-Z with t-tops

I’ve achieved similar results by using 150% of the butter and 50% of the milk that the box calls for. I also don’t normally keep cream or h&h on hand so I use what I have.

c’mon guys. please don’t do this.

GOAT sauce

Try sautéing your meat in seasoned flour before adding to the broth. If you’re making a stoup/stew, double coat the meat with flour and deglaze the sauté pan with broth too. Also, I keep a small can of chipotle peppers in adobo sauce (only use 1-2 peppers, freeze the remainder in a small sandwich bag) for soups…

Classic curse of the Soup Nazi predicament.

That would also be good.

I read that in Carl’s voice. Thank you.

Just be thankful your teenage years were in the 2000s, cars from the 80s just crumble in your hands like Pringles. I just bought a 2000 Beetle and to be honest, for a $2K car that’s 20 years old most of the interior plastic bits are doing just fine. To put it into perspective, 20 year old 80s cars back in the 2000s…

I feel like even if you wanna pay 10 grand for one of these you could probably find a better one. It might involve a flight to go get it, but there’s better ones to be had. Then again, this one has already sold.