Without getting up to look at my o+v shelf:
Distilled White
White Wine
Red Wine
Champagne
Balsamic
White Balsamic
Unseasoned Rice
Rice
Rice Wine
Sherry
Malt
Datu Puti

Except there’s, 30+ of them. We got a mojito balsamic as a gift recently? It’s just mint white balsamic. Might good for lamb, since that’s dirt cheap now that…

I came here to shit on rebadged V6 Accord that is going to start at $10k more than a SGT2, but go off king

you can read it two ways

Oh fuck bro my bad let me email Ted Kinja so I can correct this post for the one person on the internet who claims they didn’t get bullshitted on a Stinger

lololololololol ok buddy, far be it for me to criticize the literacy of a nebraska resident

Read it a bit more slowly this time

Lolololololololol

355/354? Aside from the horrific dealer experience, why am I buying this Accord over a Stinger?

it’s the most hit or miss recipe of all time! room temp or chilled onions? coating turns instantly to mush because of onion liquid? there has to be a better way to deliver a consistent result on those, because the rest of the recipe is well worth the effort.

Someone with an air fryer please test the onion portion of AB’s green bean casserole? That alone might be enough to get me to finally buy one. 

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again

Man, this is great. I like the idea of microwaving the flour and butter together. 

for lunch today i took a bite out of a cold burrito (from yesterday) (it was big)

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i hope it’s focused on building an elaborate pulley system to operate your grill lid and tongs from the comfort of the hot tub

As an adult on the back end of my 30s with not more than two friends visiting for Inside Meals at a time, I recommend sous vide. It may have left the culinary zeitgeist in the last few years, but you can crank this meal out while you sit your ass on the couch for two days. That’s it, that’s the whole meal.

Please look…

if “balancing bread on a spatula” is far too dextrous of a task may i kindly suggest that you do not attempt to cook

the spatula is already going to have fat on it
the plate is going to have an entire breakfast on it
it does not matter which option you choose

We recently played through every other Mario Party (including the one with a microphone!) and while the mini-games are awesome in this, the FOUR FUCKING MAPS kills it.

The anxieties of chasing stars, strategizing for coins and spaces are completely lost in this game.

Please give us more maps.

Yes, and not just because my dad had a maroon-on-red one and i used to sit on that leather middle seat next to him up front with no seatbelt ofc and it would burn me terrible because of the Arizona sun, and a song would come on the radio that he liked and he’d tap me and then point at the radio saying “pay attention…