Lindsey: Please get a mandoline with a dicing blade, and a kevlar glove. I will pay shipping if necessary.

Claire: I jumped ahead in the video to see the method, had anxiety and actually yelled NOPE at my monitor. LOOK AT THIS. WHERE ARE MY PILLS.

whoa, black betty

Never thought I’d want a Veloster-based Brat but

It has been four years since that post but I will always be “a dad remembering that one high school football touchdown” about Sunday Sustenance

Battery company that poorly assembles cars fails to understand actual allure of driving

It would have been fun to have a Labo camera that integrated with this somehow.

i would like to know more about nana’s fig wine!

i regret that i have but one star to give. otherwise i would have spared no expense. 

Whatever tears brought out of me by the Miss Tootsie episode of Chef’s Table: BBQ were replaced by Rodney Scott waterfalls.

Nothing wrong with ketchup. By the 5th hot dog, I’m there. 

This car would be for getting around town (I live in the city) going on road-trips, and cruising around. 

Ok, but road/day trips in all of those suggestions suck. And the market for electric at $15k is even worse.

My suggestion is definitely a 22" Weber kettle. I have an 18" kettle that I inherited a couple summers ago, and a Spirit E310 (3 burner propane).

The kettle does everything better. Smoking has a learning curve, but it’s more of a question of when and how much wood to add. I did a few burns on different days when I…

Looks like it sits pretty high without that aero. I’m imagining non-M dressed models with larger wheels looking like an Outback Sedan.

Super crucial to this method:

I’d say that’s fairly classic dumb teenager. Too bad they didn’t know that Cake mix and Cool Whip is 2/3 of the ingredients for homemade Dunkaroo dip! What a handsome writer that post has.

(if the link doesn’t work bc kinja has been terrible since day 1)
https://skillet.lifehacker.com/make-homemade-dunkaroos-and-relive-…

Kinda want to see the Changli screaming Jimmy Barne’s part in “Big Enough”

And even that is only guaranteed to work about 5% of the time!