This isn’t MP. This is at the bottom of it. Sedans in better shape are asking $20-60k for same/half milage, convertibles in the $20s.

These were cheap speed and people want to ditch them now for better rates on newer vehicles. They believe value to be based on the badge and age.

It’s too much for a generation that was…

It’s.. just too much, right? The car is in pretty good shape, seems clean? Had a replaced solenoid which.. also good! Maybe $10-12?

People just seem to be asking too much too soon for these.

Canola/Vegetable oil, 100%. Pure gut lube. 

this is the elegance I’ve come to expect from you

Carl would be in the shower, Shake would appear to complain that the water pressure of his extended shower times are affecting the flow of the garden hose he’s using to fill the pool (both of which are Carl’s) and then “IS THAT SHRIMP” and smash cut to Carl just wolfing handfuls of buttered shrimp from the bag

it is important to commit to branding 

put the shrimp and butter on top of the fries, eat w/hands, take the plate and in the shower with you to clean everything up 

There is a Chipotle less than a 3 minute drive from my house. Before Covid, I would there. I would eat there. When I would go to leave, I would get as far as my car door handle, with a Large Mr. Pibb XTRA in hand, and my stomach would gurgle WITHOUT FAIL.

The decision to clench and try to hold it through the two…

Little handheld electric broom 

Boatercyle

As a millennial who doesn’t own a ramekin, what else can I use in a small countertop convection oven an air fryer for my egg?

Coke on the top shelf, ofc

I forever love the Begal.

Grumpy old me needs to acknowledge that, accounting for inflation and materials used, is a far better vehicle than I would have a shot at for a first car. Comfortable, smooth and if there’s any punch left.. great! And for a winter car—an absolute dummy thicc slab on FWD with additional tires…

Suddenly very happy I didn’t get the panoramic roof for the Veloster

The answer is hopefully yes so that maybe the youths will buy this instead of all the friggin’ feta blocks at my local grocer

Aside from dealer markup, I don’t know how anyone could have possibly wanted or settled for a Camaro when the WS6 existed. The nostrils, the mirrors, rear deck and taillight design were just.. not boring blobs of beige from American manufacturers. It was a nice treat. Thank you for the Banshee, Pontiac. Rest in peace.

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NEGOTIATOR

So maybe you’d be a good person to ask who wrote “DA MOON RULEZ, NUMBAH ONE” on my car, with a key. 

Two weeks ago on icy, slushy roads, I was crossing over to an off-ramp merge to exit Rt. 1 onto I95 (Walpole MA near the Lexus dealer, if you know this you know my nightmare). An Altima of some vintage prior to 2010 tried to pass me inside, on my left, to get onto the ramp. This individual had been driving recklessly…

It was a Formula 350 first of all