i am ONE great idea away from never having to leave my house again. 

I’m too lazy for salad dressing scams

BACK FROM THE DEAD

only if she’s dressed like a schoolgirl

is that why you clicked on the image and scrolled through the gallery to get to the comments to post that you were offended?

Give me retro shanks or give me death

(serious) This is almost the exact vehicle I need for the garden club. I would hate to do anything to the paint though, but now I know what to look for! Thank you Rob.

who the FUCK put 100k+ miles on an AMG wagon?

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who the FUCK would buy a 100k+ mile AMG wagon?

can’t get pregnant twice, greg

i blame his dog, m-a-j-o-r

e-i-e-i-o

No one else is as fired up for the introduction of the Salted Caramel McRib as you are, fella.

The Panther is a commercial amphibious car manufactured by California-based WaterCar. The Panther entered production in 2013 with the MSRP range from $100,000 and $200,000. It was introduced in 2013 after 14 years of development by founder Dave March. It is currently being produced in Fountain Valley, California.

It’s not great, but I ended up making 3 monstrous cutlets with it and froze them for lazy day chicken parm.

Trying to find the pictures of the 1.25lb duck breast I got at Wegman’s last year. THAT was fun. 

I have yet to come across one of the mythical “5oz chicken breasts” that every recipe calls for. The last pack I bought had a 22oz slab in it. 

if i wanted cheesy ranch noods i’d add ree drummond back to my contacts

NP. If this was in Boston, I’d be there with cash already.

As someone who is looking at cars with similar front seat wear, what’s my best option? Covers? Try to find a replacement? 

is she Eric Cartman

the worst part is that no one wants Matz

this headline ruined my life