THE FRIES COME IN A CUP

Or used to, it’s been almost 20 years since I’ve seen one. RIP Paradise Valley Mall.

I have nothing to offer for this week, though I’d like to put a bug into the collective ears of yourself and the readers.

Next week is Good Friday, aka “The Worst Day To Work In A Pizzeria”, (enough plain cheese orders to drive Kevin McAllister into a blood frenzy), and the last day that fish and seafood remain on sale…

excuse me but THE STEAK ESCAPE would like to have a word

hello i would like to express my disdain for this holiday

(yodeling) i miss you tooOOooOOooOoOoO

If you think you need help, get help.

Please.

lost my key and had to make a new account. i’m still signed in at the office, but have a new account with the same pic and name everywhere else. burner, amirite?

My friends used to give me plenty of crap because I look a LOT like this guy from the Barbie Girl video, except I’ve rocked a full head of hair and actual eyebrows since the day I was born.

well yeah, but that’s the boring version!

I HAD TO MAKE A NEW BURNER ACCOUNT AND EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE NOW