I also am not buying oscar mayer dogs, I only use the ones my butcher makes.

I make new england style buns

Nope, it literally is called “The Ramen Girl” which sounds like a porno

Oh you mean ramen? Don’t overthink it. Or just watch that Brittany Murphy movie where she learns how to make it.

What kind? I haven’t done it myself but ramen noodles apparently can be easily made with the pasta rollers. Same for any that would be sheets of dough that are cut rather than a hand pulled one (phrasing: boom!).

You can actually do that with the dogs too, though that would be more Osaka style (using western foods).

This guy is such a cunt.

You can coat cubes of pork belly and cook them in a pan then add them to a soup for something to have when it is cold out. (It is currently in the 70's here)

Duuuude yes. Also I just had a hot dog last week. It was good.

cacahuate is a great word. i believe it’s from náhuatl. further south we say maní. hence the song “el manicero” (the peanut vendor) which is in my head right now.

I have a couple of hypotheses.

red miso = YES

That sounds like an amazing Sunday, and you sound like a great son :)

As a “cookie person” I can verify that this is 1000% true and also that I am no longer allowed in Michael’s or my local cake supply shop without adult supervision.

Verily I say unto you, that is a problem.

have i met cookie people? hm... i couldn’t tell you. maybe? not close to any that i know.

this sounds like a ton of work over sprinklin whole razberris right out of the bag (smashing optional)

To be fair, I... a coastal SoCal citizen will often eat fish that had to be flown in (I try to eat local but one wants things with air miles and people from the midwest are not a good sub!) because some fish may be more sustainable in other areas or simply doesn’t exist in these warmer waters.

Magnificant. I love you, too, Carl.

This masturbatory moment brought to you be Carl...