Old Bay on popcorn yesssss

dude. what— why! buy a food cart & get to cooking’. don’t care if it’s funnel cakes. HEY, FUNNEL CAKES MUST BE GREAT IN WINTER! never understood them at the beach. srsly, funnel cakes and coffee. mornings only. cash in.

One of my bf’s favorite brunch meals:

Finally got a bottle from Mrs Greens, and it’s delicious. Used some as a dipping sauce for sweet potato fries.

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

I didn’t think it was possible, but your reference to Ice Pirates made me like you more.

It’s okay, it’s not for everyone. I personally love satire and making things up – not to deceive, but for fun. Still we have plenty of non-satirical stuff you can enjoy. Just skip over these, if you want – they should all have the SATIRE tag so you can spot them.

It is weird, and not difficult so I started doing it. Not totally sure it does anything but as the commitment is about 20 seconds I will allow it.

Or if I drop a literal (not figurative) ton of garlic on you...

Oh hush.

Look, after the Steelers win on Sunday, New England salt will consume us all.

No, we don’t need to be losing any more of these to New England salt.

If you’re only cooking like, 3 potatoes at a time, you ain’t livin’.

Funny you should say that. I made a sous-vide boneless leg of lamb for the first time last weekend, and I planned it around a recipe from Anova which said to cook it ten hours. I was not going to be in the house ten hours before company arrived, but I figured that an extra hour or two should not hurt it. So I…

Chinese wor-wonton soup, spring rolls, Coke in a glass with a shitload of crushed ice, and Alka-Seltzer. I go full nuclear option on hangovers now that I’m over the age of 30.

I did not know this.

You really don’t cook enough roasts, Carl.

So long as they aren’t also installed as a suppository...

You get a star, and YOU get a star! Everybody in this thread gets a STAR!!!

Shame they don’t come with the ironing board attachment anymore