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Carl
612wharfavenue

This is poetic as hell tbqh

Carl, you beautiful beast. I love this chart.

Thank you for noticing.

You saw that too, huh? Badger badger badger badger...

You think that’s cheating at baked potatoes? Because I “bake” them in the microwave for like, 8 minutes. I’m sure these ones are nicer, but the point is that baked potatoes are not a huge ordeal that needs to be hacked.

the unpopped popcorn things

The problem is that he starts with that then he also does shit like making ice cream with a fire extinguisher and runs around like a toddler on cocaine, so that may piss off chef AB.

He had a great kitchen basics cookbook that I got for a friend’s bf as he couldn’t cook at all. A year later, he had basically taken over their kitchen.

If you’re looking at small(ish) birds, I’ll suggest duck again.

“Help me!”

that works, too!

Arise chicken! Arise!