Happy birthday, Carl! That butcher block sounds like an awesome gift to get.

I love this chapstick tube tip!

It may not be as pretty, but your mouth won’t care.

You, I like you!

“Girl are you Captain Beefheart? Because I am pretending to understand you.”

This is a great suggestion. Beefheart is great food and music, and Beefeater is my go-to gin. I’d rather make anticuchos than sous-vide though. You ever had anticuchos? You stab vinegar-marinated heart chunks with a skewer and grill it. It’s like— the perfect metaphor. Also it’s not just vinegar but red chile and…

Depends on the cornbread, a lot of cornbreads also contain wheat flour.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

It’s Zygote-in-a-Piegote you boor!

hopefully not though, but it rhymes at least.

It’s a Pizza Hobo you elitist!

Egg-in-a-hole? Its hen-in-a-basket, Claire, you philistine!

Wait. Is this real.

And on totally different news (sorry, I can’t help to associate) this was La Moneda on September 11, 1973

On Thanksgiving, turkey is the protein requirement. It takes a back seat to all the sides.

People ask me why I don’t go to games:

Ah, the one thing I figured would be left out, was. ATK continues to break my heart.

What kind of knife you use to carve vs. slice

You can use any kind of knife. It doesn’t mean that you should. In the video, Christie uses a heavy 8" chef’s knife (specifically, a brand new looking Victorinox Fibrox). That’s a damn good…

None. If you put it in the turkey, It may not cook. That’s a huge big dense lump to get up to 165• and food poisoning can happen. Put the same stuff in a casserole dish and you get a crusty yummy top. And no salmonella. And it’s easy to make more on Saturday.

Nah, cause 50% of the time you have to explain what “dressing” is...and you’ll end up using the word stuffing... just like they did in the linked article:

So, conservative Southerners didn’t like that ‘stuffing’ sounded unpleasant, (and probably sexual), so they changed the name to dressing...