The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

That... is honestly tragic. Halloween is one of the most fantastic holidays for adults. It’s a perfect correlate to a harvest festival; it encourages socialization, and even has a built in mechanism for allowing introverts some way to get away a la costumes; it allows people one of the lowest entry bars to…

This is your best take by far.

Halloween is better than Christmas. That is all.

You’re missing out, man. Halloween costume parties are the best.

I think that one of the takeaways we should consider from the last few weeks was the not-complete-success of dairy and starches together in the water bath, and maybe there’s a different way to go about that.

We have a major US holiday today, another in just over 3 weeks, and various major religious holidays in the…

Ah, so it gets that... I guess cooked celery color? I will pass, I go for the half sours myself, not too much tang/sour and more freshness.

Listeriosis and botulism say yes.

Of course you would enjoy that shit... we now know that culinary advice from you must be quarantined.

Honestly, the thoughts I get tend to be “I must be iron deficient,” followed by “I feel gross for eating that”. I don’t get a nice feeling when I answer my cravings.

You’re making it way too complicated, man.

Nope, the F150 is much larger. Its SUV equivalent is the Expedition.

Wait wait, Carl, ignore my previous post!

Ooh, cornbread. 2 boxes of Jiffy cornbread, 1 box of yellow cake mix, a little sour cream swirled through - best cornbread recipe ever. LOL

So are we talking about a Texas chili? Or are we talking about a chili with free-holes? Because for the sous-vide, 2 diffent things.

As such, I pronounce this use for my Anova to be “silly” and will not be doing this again

My friend I’m 32 years old and what you wrote  is the best piece of writing I’ve read in quite some time. Spot on.

He didn’t say he wouldn’t accept the results, but you know? This is one of those questions where the only acceptable fucking answer is YES. You don’t play it cute, you don’t say “I’ll keep you in suspense”, you say YES. Of course I’ll accept the results. Of course our democracy means more than my campaign.

When I first saw their comment, I actually thought that “candy apple” was a slang for something oral-sex related, and I was about to look it up in Urban Dictionary (I am an old). It never even occurred to me that they were talking about the word “suck” lol.