612wharfavenue
Carl
612wharfavenue

There is a considerable amount of disparity between our definitions of “well”, as well as my own understanding of sarcasm for the sake of internet points.

  • How many breakfasts do you eat?

“pour into”
“pour nearby”
“pour within a 3 mile radius”

danke, freund!

i think the cost/return on two K cups is about the same

still, this is convenient and probably(?) a fairly new product. i think with time it could be something convenient for travelers. i’m not thrilled about bringing plastics and waste camping with me.

there are times, when faced against odds insurmountable

Does it make 2 mugs or 2 cups, though? When I pour into my 20oz mug in the morning, that isn’t the same “mug” as your mug.. but I still call it a “cup”. Gnomesayin?

Still, that doesn’t appear to be anywhere near 16 fl oz. BURN THE WITCH.

“Cautiously Excited About the Sun”

Smashmouth Cover Band?

i had that sauce in ‘98. It was ok, but nothing beats the shitty old battered nuggets and SweeSo sauce combo. The best thing about it was that the 20 piece order came in an oyster box. I will never forget this, because it was the first time I had a 20 piece and didn’t have to share it, and I was incredibly fucking ill

I KNOW RIGHT

Those are 14" polycast road wheels.

Source: Had a silver on blue ‘88 LS

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my coffee is horrible beyond all reason this morning and i just ate the saltiest egg tacos of my life.. however

The thought of Moo-Shu Alligator is so persistent in my mind right now and I need to make it with that tasty sauce (you know the one) and instead of wrapping it up in pancakes i just eat it in like 4 seconds

SHUT THE HELL UP

Look, you’d never eat six or eight oranges

Oompa, Loompa, juicity juice
I’ve got a riddle you can deduce;
Oompa, Loompa, fruit and veggies,
The hell with that, let’s go smoke some trees

Spiked with vodka soil

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I couldn’t help but notice that you didn’t mention the beauty of the Juice Weasel.

at some point today you’re going to realize how silly it is that you’re this upset over a goof and judging strangers as inferior because of their words or abilities. you’re a faceless nobody like the rest of us on here and such speech is unnecessary

Well, I got the joke anyway.