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Carl
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WHITE. F50. OH MY GOD.

Teenage me is losing his mind right now.


NUGGET ICE MACHINE TESTING? SIGN ME RIGHT THE FUCK UP


birdy bottle opener = yes
corkscrew of any kind = ugh what am i a barbarian

I don’t know that I’ve ever paid return shipping with Amazon. I’ve been a Prime member since 2004, though.

I don’t know that I’ve ever paid return shipping with Amazon. I’ve been a Prime member since 2004, though.

In my experience, Amazon will happily give you an adjustment rather than have you do a return and rebuy. Give them a call/chat/email as soon as you can.

In my experience, Amazon will happily give you an adjustment rather than have you do a return and rebuy. Give them a

I love CopyMeThat, but the mobile app isn’t much to talk about. I send things to Pocket so I can scrape them to CMT later through the Chrome extension.

I don’t think the phone pictured is Very Silver.

Other issues with the car and noted in the ad include headlights that actuate on separate schedules, a sagging driver’s door, a stereo that’s crapped out, and a driver’s side window motor that’s feeling its age and Lucas-ness.

1) where did you get that ice it looks like the perfect drink ice
2) where did you get that little birdy opener i need it

I can’t decide what my favorite part of this is.

Right!? I felt like a total load going to the drive thru so much that the people at the drive thru RECOGNIZED ME. At least Subway got me out of the car.

Plus I think their fountain sodas are better somehow, and their ice is DEFINITELY the correct kind of ice. You know what I mean.

Mark Davis in the header image looks like a hyper-aged Rocky Dennis stunt double in the header and I am going to vomit.

honey isn’t fair to bees. i thought we’d all seen the documentary by now.

gynecomastia is nothing to laugh at, until you see my brother-in-law with his shirt off

thank you!

man i loved that fruitcake i made this year but i am not spending 3 months making it again

Thank you. :)

Who is your secret fast food love?