Dramatization:

I think I would like a salad today with some puffed quinoa bits and one of those fancy tomatoes cut up all nice and a big glass of fancy water next to the bottle with the label facing out of course

I don’t see a downside to this

plus then i could eat more avocados

I can’t impregnate anything at whole foods. i’m still serving a ban for other reasons.

..can i just have some of yours?

mostly i want the little buns but I am typically bad at doughs

i usually proof in the oven because new england is horrible

I really wish I knew anything about Asian cuisine. All manner of dumplings and those damned steamed pork buns escape me. I just pay for them and eat them as if I were a critter.

If you have any advice I would absolutely love it. My girlfriend and her family abhor any kind of Asian take-out (in fairness, I don’t enjoy…

i kinda really want to go to this store now

Famously rare Weird Al song, We Won’t Eat Another Hero.

i’m not a doctor, but i don’t think there’s much of a grey area for being pregnant

something something master blaster

on a scale of 1-6.022x10^23, how horribly of farts did that store smell?

roast them, blend them into a puree, or use them as a base for a comforting soup.

Was $49 on sale when I got it and it came with a bag of Jelly Belly beans :)

you have the fancy alarm

Keep going. I’ve got a.. 5lb loin roast that needs to have something done to it this weekend.

talk more about the pig. whole pig?

do they still make tequiza? i bet his restaurant serves tequiza

I wonder if those marshmallow shooters can be modified for tater tots

yeah but did you put it on something or just sit there and eat it like a push-pop? i ask because i’ve certainly never done the latter.

my day so far:
first breakfast - a can of guinness i left outside overnight