I’ve ranted about it before, but.. GODDESS DRESSING.

That’ll finish your tahini off in about 20 minutes.

ss cream cheese

HAVE I GOT A WEBSITE FOR YOU

And at the next party, someone brought Belvedere. Then came Ciroc. Then Ketel One, which is “so top shelf they don’t even have it at Friday’s”. Then you get into the distillation wars, 5 times is better than 4, and 6 times distilled is even better. Plus it costs more.

And then you turn.. 28 I think it was, and stop…

I’m not denying her of a prerogative - and kudos to her for choosing a career path that lets her afford something in this range. But what use is the luxury if you aren’t going to make use of it? It seems wasteful - which is perfectly typical for the luxury vehicle segment. Plus insurance, plus excise, plus higher fuel…

That’s what, 6-7 hours? We used to do family trips from PHX to SD/Anaheim every couple of years and it was brutal for 8-15 year old me. PHX to LV was even worse. Once you hit the dunes it’s just endlessly boring. But we used to stop at Jack in the Box, which was heaven on Earth. Sourdough Jack aw yiss.

Now, I do ~20…

A new home, no functionality (aside from fun) between her husband’s two vehicles, and she wants a luxury sedan that does my half of the average American daily commute in a week?

But it can’t be something common - which rules out Acura, BMW, Rover, Jag, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, Cadillac and likely Volvo. The level of…

If 90 miles to visit relatives is a long trip, boy have I got some bad news for her about living anywhere else in the country.

Because she’s admittedly spending $60k for a garage queen. I can think of a lot more that can be done with $30-40k + interest over a period of years for a newly married couple in a forever home than putting it in a garage.

Average Miles Per-Week: 20

I don’t think many people actually “like” Fireball, it’s the same way that people who regularly drink plastic bottle liquor “like” Grey Goose - it’s a name brand, so it gives them some cred to roll with it.

If Guy Fieri randomly hands me a lettuce burger on the street, of course I’m going to eat it. I won’t go to one…

I do love the smell of rofl in the morning.

For the few of us old timers that prefer the absolute hell (and I think, more cocktail-friendliness) of Aftershock style cinnamon liqueurs, a splash of the below is fabulously deadly in egg nog:

a bit of a Frankencar

My parents still give me shit for the time I tried to clean the windows with mouthwash because “it’s the same color” as Windex.

Brockmans. I have acute onset Gimlets addiction and it works wonderfully with them. And consequentially, the worst fucking hangover today.

#prayforCarl #lordtakethisman #givemeallthebaconandeggsyouhave

Except of course, watching Space Mutiny.

Take garlic in the shower and use it as a loofah!

I am disappointed that you didn’t choose Rip Steakface or Roll Fizzlebeef as Kinja handles. -1 grandmadaughter