You’re passing a judgement without realizing how commonly these ingredients are used in things you’ve eaten and enjoy. I’m not suggesting that your choices are binary - I offered multiple (5) options to you, dickhead.

If educating you on the reality of store-bought vs homemade and variation/imagination in the culinary…

Wish-Bone Ranch Salad Dressing:

I live 8 minutes from Gillette. My friends once tried to meet up at my place to carpool. I told them I’d call the cops if they parked anywhere near my house.

Yes! They’re silly inexpensive. Costco is a safe bet, but I think they limit you to 3 per purchase.

My brother in law works there, and I want to say he still gets a free turkey every Christmas.. which goes directly to me because neither him or my sister have any idea what to do with ground turkey, let alone a whole…

Let’s not forget Pokemon Sage! I’m too lazy to go through 300+ comments, but this game hits me pretty hard.

Welp, can’t argue with that.

Stuff some Kraft into liverwurst. Chew, swallow, don’t throw up.

I’d be pretty upset if I found out that my co-worker was a cookie.

This is perfect if read in the voice of Louis Black.

If you do this: DON’T BUY A WHOLE TURKEY unless you can get it for stupid cheap.

Yeah, you get a terrifying amount of breast meat but omg Becky. I thought it was a good idea, and the cost broke down to like $5/lb, and I could go right now and pick just a breast up for $2.29/lb, which is anywhere from half to 1/4 of…

Oh yeah, in the fridge for an hour. That’s the part that makes this relevant to the post.

Hardly. I haven’t had a good song title in like, a month.

Ohhh shit! They finally dropped the material design update!

I am dissapoint, Epi. No tabbouleh love, especially since we’re reaching peak tomato and cuke season? Shame.

In light of that, here’s a stupid little cucumber salad recipe that I’ve come to love over the last few years.

Yeah, mine doesn’t look anything like that.. on El Capitan w/Chrome 52.

I like your Chrome theme. What is it?

I rag on SS because I think it tastes horrible. Entirely too much carbonation and the flavors are weak. Not saying it matches up to the HFCS - I’ve had locally brewed and bathtub sodas before, and they were so on point it was ridiculous. I’d rather make my own than be locked into a system.

That’s the stuff! It’s AMAZING on toast.

No mini-bowl and blade with that one? My 12 cup kitchenaid has one, but I still bust out the little cuisinart for things like mayo and this.

You could try an immersion blender with a cup, but a big daddy blender.. i’d aim for a lower/chop setting if you’ve got it.

I just want Foodspin back. The shrimp linguini recipe was amazing.