Bonus things to read in Carl’s voice:

Awesome post. Might I add that King Arthur makes basically THE GREATEST COOKBOOKS EVER for baking? Some guy named James Beard gave them an award or something. I couldn’t tell you how many times that book went missing from my parents house when I moved out in 2004. I had no one to bake me cookies, and I was bored with…

2 words: Wardrobe malfunction.

1) Find a guide like DPR or r/PhotoClass
2) Shoot with what you’ve got

If you like what you’re doing and think you’ve learned something, go with it. Lots of top tier phones have some manual controls, or maybe pick up a used point and shoot with some manual controls, or a used entry to mid range DSLR from Canon or Nikon (…

Things to watch instead of the NCAA tournament, ranked

1) NBA
2) NHL
3) Actual football
4) Golf

....

3868) being hit by a train
3867) iZombie
3869) Cricket
3870) The WNBA
3871) The NCAA Tournament

I couldn’t scroll to the poll to click CP fast enough.

Good god, Lemon.

Towel racks from Ikea. They hold up my All-Clad lids, which can get a bit hefty.

I would drive this every single day, forever. 77k miles, that interior, PINSTRIPES AND A ROOF OH MY GOD I WANT TO GO TO THERE.

For personal and professional use, the Victorinox 3.25". It’s $6. SIX. DOLLARS. I wreck my way through citrus and potatoes with this thing.

For personal and professional use, the Victorinox 3.25". It’s $6. SIX. DOLLARS. I wreck my way through citrus and…

Biscuit cutters are usually taller and made thicker sheet aluminum. But now I have an awesome idea for dinosaur shaped ravioli!

DUDEPERSON. You know what has just about the same diameter as a wine bottle?

A biscuit cutter.

That advice? Free. Because now you’ll (hopefully) want to make tasty biscuits when you aren’t making perfectly symmetrical ravioi.

You could use a press, and keep a cutter nearby in case they aren’t perfect. Saves a lot of time and eliminates a lot of the air so they don’t explode everywhere.

That said, making fresh pasta in 2016 isn’t something you do because it’s quick or easy. It’s something you do because it’s delicious, and gives you an…

And once you’re awesome at this, you could leave those thin sheets long and make ravioli. WHICH YOU CAN FREEZE. So you can make a messload of different kinds of ravs and have them ready to go basically whenever, because they’ll cook crazy fast, even from frozen.

The important thing here, is that NO ONE can be in a bad…

Can someone ELI5 why modern (and vintage) Mustangs (and Cougars!) are allowed their sequential rear signals, but the Audi’s front signals are not?

Also, I really don’t care for the “blanked out headlight in favor of the turn signal” trend.

From what I can see, he did a great job with the paint, stripes and Viper emblem. I really miss that color scheme.

But alas, added mods != added value. CP, because I can get yesterday’s Saab (*tear*) and this Dakota and still have $17k left for toys!

Grab some bunnies for the road. I think Dusty Gazongas is uh, reading poetry there tonight.

Of course! I like a reusable bag with a coupler, and you can’t really have duchess potatoes without a star tip.

Plus, I have horrible guilt about using a lot of zip top bags (even though they are recyclable) and try to keep my use to a minimum.

Pantry is a, uh, relative term for “the kitchen area with the refrigeration and lazy susans and food stuffs” in this case. I can never remember what I’ve got for meats in the freezer, but I DO know that there’s a duck in there that I need to do something with.

*checks pantry*

Sweet potatoes: yup
Ground Lamb: yup
Ricer clean?: yup
Pastry bags to get all Duchess on the taters?: yup

This is happening.

The regret is strong with this one.