As a last minute fix, absolutely. And if you’re learning and unsure of your skills, sure. But if you have the time, the puff pastry sheets are absolutely worth it! Plus it’s a big holiday dinner, and you basically have to show off. Hell, I’m doing a potluck next week and they’re getting sandwich platters. You bet your…

Sort of! I had just turned 18 and was looking for work. I got some sandwiches from an Italian deli and saw a hiring sign in the window, alongside all of the glorious goodies inside of their deli case and hot trays. After eating the most delicious sandwich of my life up to that point, I went back and got the job. In 8…

Start small then! You could make mini Wellingtons, OR! OR!!! You could make Beef Washington.

The principal is the same,and it’s basically impossible to FUBAR ground beef - though Guy Fieri has been making a run at it for quite some time. Also, pizza dough isn’t as nearly delicate as puff pastry and costs about 1/3 of…

Well, he does have a mild retardation.

I can only imagine. You could have probably cut it with a spoon.

Martha and Alton both have great recipes for Wellington as well(ington). Tyler’s has been my go to for an age now. I absolutely love that peppercorn sauce.

Ah yes, Jameson. A traditional Irish name with the literal meaning of “Son of James”.

Oh that was the daughter’s name? Let me guess, dad was missing par putts because of the wrist brace he was wearing for his “carpal tunnel”?

Pre-school? That kid’s gonna have a nap after his/her apple slices and peanut butter. Use this time wisely.

Don’t worry, plenty of people research Gianna.

THIS ROLL IS WET

My family buys the worst prime rib imaginable, overcooks it, and serves it alongside lasagna (with watery sauce, it’s basically soup) and NOTHING else. There are no side dishes. I routinely stop for egg rolls at the Chinese take-out on my way there, and regret nothing.

Here are my suggestions, internet stranger.

Crown

This is what killed Scott Weiland.

This is putting something in a grinder. This is not “hacking your pepper grinder.” Maybe if it was an electric grinder, and you changed something about the operation of the motor, or the capacity, or how the object to be ground is fed through the mill.. that would be a “hack”. Appropriating a word to fit your blog…

1. Why is Lincoln still making this, and why isn’t it based off of the Explorer platform? Do the sales justify it? In New England (southeast MA), I’ve seen 3 Navigators this year, and they’ve all been 2nd gen.
   

2nd name should be “Fridge Largemeat”. The creator of this image will be thrown over a railing as a result of his error.

When did “Mark Sanchez” become “Voldemort”?

You can just say “Mark Sanchez.”

Because I’m frikkin’ awesome over here!

In the early aughts, in a marijuana induced fog, I decided that there must be more interesting flavors of Hot Pockets, and that they would be listed on their website.

I pointed my browser to Hot-Pockets.com, only to be greeted by a website compiled entirely of “vintage midget pornography”.

Saul of the Mole Men was definitely one of the best and weirder shows and absolutely belongs in the top 5. I really wish they had continued with the series.

Ciroc existed before Diddy. It is a good vodka with an unfortunate association.

Tito’s is great. I can pick up a 1.75L bottle of Tito’s for $20-23 around me (Southeastern Massachusetts). I feel that it is much more flexible in cocktails compared to Ketel, Ciroc, and even the permanently-popular-among-females-18-to-60…

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