This is crap. All we are doing is increasing the amount of DUIs. people between 0.05 and 0.1 arent the issue. It’s the idiots who are 0.25. There needs to be much harsher penalties for the people who are clearly well over the limit, like .2 = never drive again.

It’s all in jest. If the SEALS released photos with all these goofy poses we’d make fun of them too.

Giant helmet mounted camera that sees in all directions - like the All-Seeing Eye?

Your city doesn’t owe you shit. Just because you think you’re entitled to do what you want and ride/drive irresponsibly, without consequence, doesn’t mean you are.

Sepp Blatter concurs.

I can’t think of many US politicians that could give two shits what Bernie Ecclestone wants.

Yep. Considering you can get one of those Rogues for $200/mo all day long, a free 24 mo lease means $4800.00 saved. Off a $30,000.00 Leaf that you can probably pick up for under $25,000.00 anyway, you’re saving nothing and you have to park a Rogue in your driveway for 2 years. You’ll have to save me a lot more money…

Free...manicures? That’s the most bizarre and unexpected thing I’ve seen thrown in “free” in a dealer ad in ages.

Think this is bad? Just wait until they talk about guns.

In for a penny; in for a dime.

“The cause of the accident was the fact “the driver accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brakes when she was attempting to pull out of a parking space at the apartment complex.” “

Let that be a lesson to all you kids out there: if you want to protect yourself from runaway Hyundai Sonatas crashing into your apartment, make sure you have a big, comfy gaming chair. It’s not just the most comfortable way to shield yourself from wayward sedans: it’s the best way.

Pretty sure the appropriate response is, “Fuck Off.”

Better note to reply: why are you a single dad? Oh because your a douche and suck at golf.

I’m not even a VW owner and think this person can go fuck themselves. Seriously just because VW duped consumers doesn’t mean the consumers are suddenly the bad guys too- and for the love of *insert deity* DON’T MAKE THEM OUT TO BE BAD GUYS they’re victims.

Good thing they added the frown face after mentioning it was founded by Nazis. This gives me a headache. I’m going to go take a Bayer aspirin.

Except those video games aren’t an official production of the United States government.

I've sold trikes in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map!

The name's Elio, Paul Elio. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.

All nice ideas to be sure, but I'm still too cynical to believe it.