Clearly just had the car serviced at Midas.

“I didn’t fight Nazis so I could touch a fancy screen and get my ass warm.”

You sure it’s not a Lincoln?

No idea how to price something like this. I’ll tell you this though. I was reading through the article, scrolling down, car is looking really sharp....and then you get to that first interior pic....my god it’s straight out of a rental grade Caliber. SMDH FCA.

Every Hispanic passenger named Jesus is going to get really sick of the same joke told over and over...

hey R U watching this eclips! holy fuck its cool!!!!! Im on way 2 pk up Jayden @soccer and can seeit!!

I read that with Clarksons voice, how did that happen? LOL!

Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

what a great time to be alive. except for all the other shit happening.

You can say that again.

The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, that found the majority of people who don’t always use seat belts skip out on ride-hailing services.

Thanks a lot. Neither did I. Now I cannot unsee it.

I’m working on it.

I fancy driving my Tacoma through it, but it’s too narrow.

“Watch The 2018 Dodge Challenger Demon Scare The ‘Holy Shit Snacks’ Out Of Me”

That’s 365 “Hyundai/KIA-Horsepower” though. You know that will perform like 310.

I’m pretty sure you can find a manual in the glove-box.

It’s also entirely stock, which is rare, all the way down to the period-correct Enkei wheels. His wheels. They’re period-correct.

I bet Sergio hid a merger agreement in there somewhere. Read the fine print!

I respectfully disagree. Athletic, taut, dramatic! Jaguar’s F-Pace is so eye-wateringly beautiful I can’t help but fault whatever logic you used to dismiss it as a “blemish”.