I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

“Here we go structural fail-ure, here we go!” *CLAP CLAP*

If NFL added the auto-eject that NCAA has, seems like a lot of this would go away. The penalties are so small for these hits.

Great? That line was fucking magical.

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

“Obviously, I think there’s been a common denominator throughout the season of our offensive struggles. Certainly, not saying it’s me, but we need to sit down and we need to figure out what that common denominator is and continue to progress as an offense.”

At least for the last guy, sure.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

In fairness to Calvert, this is bad ass af.

That’s the same thing I do every time I get a star.

Because previously he has just been an amusing-for-his-cluelessness C-grade celebrity, his ability to harm had limited scope, he was just simply boorish.

So they’re boycotting just because he became president? He’s the same repulsive con-artist today as he was last year. Why boycott the hotels now?