Their attorney's name is "Vagnini"? Wonder what his nickname was in school

He shouldn't have come back on the field. He looked dazed walking along the sidelines and nearly unconscious when they finally walked him off.

CORRECTION: Arena Football Fan Gets Absolutely Wrecked, Leans Out Over Field

There goes the no-hit her.

People don't realize just how fucking fast these guys run for 26 miles. The pace is close to an all-out sprint for most people out there.

I....... just........ $2 billion? I mean I know sports franchises print money and the Clippers are located in LA, but $2 billion? How the fuck is this team worth $2 billion? They are one of the losingest franchises in the 3rd most popular sports league in America. $2 billion is like New York Yankees / Real Madrid /…

"Here's two billion dollars. Take THAT, you racist bastard!"

What the hell does being a former high school wrestler have to do with anything?

What often happens with guacamole is that, because moles are so small, people substitute squirrel and then you get to know what sadness tastes like. And don't get me started on people who use canned guaca.

one day, as a society; we will figure out how to.film on our cell phones correctly. I have a dream that people will not be judged by the color.of.their.skin, but by their orientation of their cell phone.

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.

Norway would I stand that close to a rally course.

"A runaway hit."

I guarantee you that it's YouTube fighting back. Learning how to speak, gaining sentience. The hubris of man, thinking we could control it.

During a press conference, police reported they have nothing to go on.

I can't believe no one has mentioned this sooner. Whenever the topic of screening comes up, prostate cancer in elderly men is almost always the first words out of my professor's mouths.

Can't believe he played the cancer card. 80% of men his age get it and most don't die from it. My granddad had prostate cancer and my dad had prostate cancer, which pretty much guarantees I'll get prostate cancer. But I have to be careful not to play the cancer card too early. I should wait until a bunch of people…

-Talking "about last night"

At least he has a comfortable neck pillow.