The NCAA has just contacted Apple for the backdoor password.

Guess that Uber thing isn’t working out for ya?

Lets buy one and crash test it. Preferably an offset test.

Obamacare or Space? You cant have both

Is he related to Colonel Zingus?

You got carpet burn where?!

They paid someone to design that? That’s not even up to unpaid intern standards.

A true car guy you are. Buying M wheels and a shifter knob for a car that doesn’t run is the true definition of a car guy.

Ford releases final drivertrain for new Bronco.

You can call it a dealership, or ranger station or whatever. I don’t know why dealers are so concerned. Ford tried owning dealers in the early 2000's and bailed on that plan immediately cuz it was too expensive and they didn’t know how to sell a car. Teslas plan seems great now, but when they finally roll out their…

I wonder how that thing would stand up in todays offset crash testing....

Well, when Mr. Wrong Way Drunk crashes into you and you walk away, you’ll be glad those air bags were there....

Yeah, the accessories from JC Whitney fucked up the car. Yeah, that’s it.

Jared Fogle should have used that argument....

I don’t know, this looks more like ‘give me all your money now bitch’. You got me? You understand? Now go get my money.

Correction, follow your heart, Billy

Cops? Or Carrie Underwood?

48 rowers? And that’s just for the single man rowing competition...

Current owners of baseball and football teams don’t see the bubble pop coming in 5-10 years.

Well, fortunately for you it’s not your ride....