I’d be sad too if I were taking a selfie movie at a Browns game.

You must be insane. We only issue gun permits to crazies

I believe she now qualifies for a free NRA memebership...

Yep, the choice to become outraged seems to be the new thing.

How do you get out of that thing if you roll it and end up on the lid?

I wonder how big his carbon paper footprint is.

This guy may want to have a talk with Maurice Clarett

We have that. It’s called a gas pedal/great driver.

It appears you and 3 other people know there’s soccer on TV.

Yeah, I think I would be playing the ‘I forgot’ card right about now if i was him.

Right into the medical center signage. Hmmmmm.

Gramps seems a little too comfortable around that prop. If he stumbles, and he’s clearly at that age, he’s a goner...

I thought we started paying these interns now. No excuses

Much of the stated value is due to previous ownership. Insurance probably wouldn’t factor previous ownership into the value unless is was insured for a specific amount. More likely is the shop owner pissed someone off or the car owners ex-wife found out where the car was....

I’m thinking he’ still loving the money and wants to sell more books....

Yeah, if they don’t immediately review their safety protocols one of those trucks is gonna hit a wall and we’ll go through HANSgate again.

No, I really can’t. She was probably fucking texting or not paying attention. And then someone designed a machine with zero safety systems to prevent this kind of comedic tragedy.

Well, the good news is that by not complying she will get a few hundred grand from the school district. It’s reverse incentivizing and the more we do it the more shit like this will happen.

Uh, you might want to use a mirror next time.

It’s very easy to sum up. If you don’t know the outcome then it’s gambling.