Fortunately it's not his kicking arm..

Dammit, it better be the Victoria's Secret Cheerleader Lingerie team!

Parts Guys: Those tires are special order. 4 week backorder

Those breasts look a few octaves lower too

Here's the rub. Lotsa people say they want one, but when it comes to actually buying one it doesn't happen. That's way the Cube is toast.

Brady, I'd like to thank you for bailing on my Aztecs. I'd hate to think my QB would playing with a concussion.

I was wondering who the those Rams players are gonna call when someone jacks their car....

Operators in India are standing by....

Later, they will go steal soda from someones business, then disobey a police officer and fight the police officer to show that they actually know the entire story.

Enjoy them while you have them.

I believe Ryan Leaf regressed the most. He started with zero and went negative.

Sadly, no one has told him about the party prank from last night....

This should be a mandatory play in every game...

It's the same face as every Lakers season ticket holder

The kid then took his money and bought his friends 110,000 Big Macs

It's always great to hear from a VW service advisor...

He should do a Kardashian butt selfie so we can see the prick marks.

We're getting redrum(ed)

So is alcohol

And to think some dumb ass town is going to hand the Raiders a new stadium. Everyone should be ashamed.