So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Dont’a Hightower is scheduled to fly to Pittsburgh tonight. But storm also expected to hit New Jersey. So Mother Nature now figures into FA.

I really don’t see the problem here. These guys are just doing what they need to do to get on the field every Sunday and inflict that much more pain on Browns fans.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

he keeps this up, he’s getting sent to thousand island

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

You can’t get so fiery this early. This is bananas, Foster.

123 horsepower (one-hundred-twenty-THREE) and 147 pound-feet of torque

I also enjoy Marissa Mayer being a reference point for making sure you are able to do the things you want in life.

I LOVE TO BE THIS GUY.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

“My God, he’s never coming back.”-Every Philadelphia fan.

“I’m going to shower across the street, make sure my change of clothes are around the corner, and drive—take a different route to the gym.”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Nickis gone soft and her last few songs have been pop rap. She needs to get back to her roots because that Remy diss was fuckinggg fire