Beating a dead horse but unless you are promoting your brand or a product there is NO reason for a professional athlete to use Twitter. What good ever comes from it?

Unionizing the Amazon sounds like something Christopher Columbus would masturbate to

I’m all for this as long as the meteor hit far enough out in the harbor that I can strip naked and start masturbating on the roof of South Station as I watch the tsunami approach filled with the corpses and ruins of all the shit heads who live in the Seaport District and then have it kill me a moment before I’m able…

Hollly shit. Moore has a fuckin’ sack on him for going back in the game. One play!?

Love how Deadspin positions their words about Brady and Boston sports in general.

Well he’s the best quarterback ever and the best athlete to ever play for any new england based team....so I don’t really get your point...of course he gets a fucking pass

His face looks like he was excited to open the book and make a joke but then he remembered he can’t read.

Thank you. The Deadspin comments on Brady/Patriots pieces are almost on the same level as the shit you find on YouTube/Yahoo/Facebook.

Drake will get a full album worth of emotion from this engagement. “I had sex 25 times last week and I’m sad.”

Followed the Lloyd murder trial pretty closely. I still can not believe they admitted he was at the crime scene. That was in (if not pretty close to) closing arguments and 100% fucked their entire case. I’m not saying he is innocent, but he had a real chance of getting off until they dropped that bomb. Swing and a…

lol’ed

You’re a fucking idiot

That was Petty of him

That tight end combo of Aaron Coates and Ben Hernandez can be lethal both on and off the field

I dunno. 20 years for a serial rapist sure seems like a slap on the wrist. Is that the maximum? Feels like this shitbag is worthy of 50 or more years...preferably life.

stopped reading at:

Holy shit, this is great. +1

 Dumps, Holes, and Shitholes

Earlier I texted my buddy Paul in Chicago and told him to enjoy the 6-1 lead. I won’t be surprised if he never talks to me again.