Oof no thank you. Let me know if anything opens up in the music industry.

It’s a skill ;-)

Close to it!

Music is the tits, end of story. Some say it’s good, some say it’s bad. Some like classical, some like rock, some like this, some like that. Could be way worse, we could have to live without it altogether. Just enjoy people making it, even if it’s not for you.

Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I’m the man who has the ball; I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So, that is why I’m better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone. - Cam Powers

Thought that he saw a car with the engine smoking and (although it wasn’t 100% necessary) kicked out a window just to be safe, dragged an occupant out of the car, and cut himself in the process.

HA!!

Ha! i lol’ed

I get WHY it happened as well as the can of worms it could open. Also, the guy should have probably known he can’t accept the gift so I’m with you.

I just read the Deadspin article, but unless there as a bribe or sketchy favor involved it sounds to me like this guy was given tickets to an event he could otherwise never afford to attend and then was punished for it. That sucks

This seems pretty fucked

Sad, really. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting and interacting with Chandler on a few occasions and can say he is an extremely nice and well mannered guy. Granted, I do not know him on a “friend” level but hope this is a wake up call for him to stay off that fake weed. Shame that this shit is legal but smoking a joint…

There is today’s warm take!

If it were Tom Brady he’d offer to help shovel the snow...but help out a regular old neighbor? Nope, fuck that noise. This Rickman character is a shitty neighbor.

Yeah great point - shit like this just blows my mind. This is how you kill Jeff Dahmer in prison, not hang with teammates after a game or whatever the circumstances were.

I’m with you. Growing up in team environments there will always be “hazing” moments (upperclassmen, rookies, seniors, leaders, freshmen, etc., etc.) and sometimes they are questionable. That being said, this is a whole other level.

Good, this wasn’t even a “team” anyways. Sodomizing your teammate? Really? Sodomizing...a...teammate. You don’t fucking sodomize anyone, ever, and I hope that goes without saying but I’ll point it out anyways.

What’s the difference between a tea bag and Melbourne Renegades batsman Chris Gayle?

Those takes would be the hottest ever recorded

Better not be deflating footballs via mind tricks with that big ol head of his! That would be worth talking about...even to Jim Nantz!